im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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