do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So vagazzling was a success
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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