i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
