I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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