In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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