Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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