If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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