PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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