how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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