My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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