The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
