Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Such a big mess for such a small penis
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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