I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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