new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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