The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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