When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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