i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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