Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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