She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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