I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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