Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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