its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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