so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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