She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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