How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I need a beard to bite.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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