That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
