Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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