Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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