why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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