I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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