So drunk its hurt
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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