it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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