its not stalking. its research.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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