Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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