I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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