He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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