My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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