U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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