In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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