drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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