is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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