it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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