that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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