so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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