did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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