Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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