he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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