we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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