Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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