2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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