Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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